Some Funnies from the Kids

March 9, 2009

So yesterday, Em asks me if I know what pirates don’t do before bed. I had no idea what pirates don’t do before bed, so here’s what I learned.

1. They don’t brush their teeth. Apparently, they’re teeth are green.

2. They don’t read bedtime stories. They read maps instead.

Then they go to sleep.

Who knew?

Then last night, Maddie was talking in her sleep again. When I went to check on her, I heard her say, “Emmy won’t give me the bologna!” This child even dreams about bologna.

Today, I was getting Em ready for dance class. It was photo day. Katie was going to day too, but started to vomit in the car. I thought the sickness was over. Guess I was wrong.

Anyway, while I was getting Emmy changed, she looked down at her four year old chest and announced, “My boobs are getting big. They’re mountains!”

That is when my sweet, quick witted Katie made a lovely observation from her comfy spot on the sofa. She said, “Mommy has fallen mountains!”

Thanks.