If you take your husband to the airport for a 2 week business trip, he’ll want you to pick him up when he gets home.
You will realize the morning that he’s coming home that the house looks like he has been gone for 2 weeks, so you will decide to start cleaning.
If you start vacuuming, you will see 5 socks stuck in random places around the house because your kids lost them on the way to the dirty clothes basket.
When you stop vacuuming to pick up the socks, you will realize you also need to strip the sheets off your bed and wash them.
On you way to the laundry room, you will notice the laundry basket full of clean clothes you haven’t put away.
You will forget about the vacuum in the middle of the living room and grab the laundry basket.
On your way through the kitchen you will notice the time on the clock and realize you have 30 minutes before your youngest child needs to go to preschool. You will then ditch the laundry because you realize you have not taken a shower and you cannot skip showering because your husband is coming home and would appreciate a clean wife.
When you hop into the shower, you will also have to shave your legs and other hairy areas of your body.
If you lather, rinse and repeat as quickly as you can and are agile with a razor, you will think you have plenty of time to finish getting ready before you head out the door.
When you are dried off, you will have to head to the closet and try on several different outfits to find the one that is just right for the exciting day.
Once the outfit is on your body, you think back and realize you took your preschooler to drop off your other kids at school while she in her pajamas. She is still wearing those said pajamas.
If you head back to that same pile of laundry to find something for her to wear, she will want to wear something different and you will have to dig again.
If you get her dressed in the outfit she wants, she will then complain that she didn’t want to stop playing her game to get dressed and that she doesn’t like the taste of the toothpaste when you try to brush her teeth.
When you ignore her complaining and brush her teeth anyway, you catch a peek of yourself in the mirror and realize your hair is still wet and you have no make up on.
If you head back to your bathroom to dry your hair the best you can in 1 minute, you will flip your head over to start drying and notice the nail polish on your toes looks terrible.
When you look back in the mirror, you will see that your hair is drier, but not looking good. You check the time and realize it’s time for school to start so you figure you can finish your hair when you get back home. You quickly decide to throw on some blush and mascara and leave the toe nails until you return home to finish your hair.
If you take your child to school a few minutes late, you will not notice that you parked next to the news crew van there shooting a special about the school.
If you hold your child’s hand and quickly walk through the parking lot, you will avoid walking directly in the path of the reporter woman, but you will not notice the camera man is actually filming you and your child as you enter the school.
As you see the camera, you will curse yourself for not finishing your hair, but praise yourself for at least getting on some blush and mascara.
If you spend too much time thinking about how you are looking on camera, you will miss that the camera man is actually filming your child and not you. Your child is close to the ground and you realize you should have opted for the toenail polish instead.
If you hurry back home to finish getting the house and yourself ready, you will have to head to the airport.
If you pick your husband up at the airport, he will want you to take him again in a few weeks.